Top Pathan Funny SMS

Top Pathan Funny SMS

Top Pathan Funny SMS

Three Pethan film “Sholay” daikhny gai
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Hero nay kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khare hokar boly: “Ticket lia hay, eska baap b nachega”

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Paathan kaa challenge

Paathan: Main Meenar-e-pakistan ko sir par utha kr Peshawar le jaa sakta hon.
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Hazaron loog ekathay hoo gae
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Pathan: Bas esey utha kar mairy sir par rakhoo tum !

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ak Pathan Quaid-e-Azam kay Mazar par jaa kar dua kar raha thaa
“Maira Prize Bond har sorat main nekalna chahie”
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Jese hi wo Mazar say bahir aya, kesi nay uske Jaib se Prize Bond nekal lia tha
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Wo dobar Mazar gia aur bola: “Jinah Sahb ! Pahly pori baat tu samaj lia karain”

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Pathan: Aajj main bus ke peeche bhagty howe ghar takk aya hon, or karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leya.
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2nd Pathan: Tumm boht bewakoof ho, Reksha ke peeche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

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Aik Pathan Namaz parhh raha thaa
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To doosra usky bara mai kesi ko bata raha thaa ke yai booht Namazi or naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thoor kar bola:
Ess ko bolo k “hum ne Hajj bhi kia hai”

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Teacher to Pathan:

Tumm ne home-work kyon nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir humm hostel main rehta ha

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Pathan tooo Shopkeeper:

Aak Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay bulb ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Doopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai.

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Pathan Cinema main Film dekh raha thaa.
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Film main one Shair dowarty howe aa raha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, oor apni chadir kandhy pa daal kar bhaagny laga
Logon ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daroo, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Woo tu mujhay ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai,

usko kia pata hahahahah lolz

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